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1. Moments are for reference only, please refer to the actual object for details (◔◡◔)

2. Today, I'm limited to full sugar and no ice •ᴗ•

3. Selfies should still be posted, in case someone likes them (as if I found a reason to be single)

4. Reply "You're super cute" to view the photo ฅ( ̳• ◡ • ̳)ฅ

5. I feel like my appearance fluctuates every day when I post selfies, sometimes beautiful, sometimes even more beautiful, it's really embarrassing ┐(´-｀)┌

6. I look so good, all thanks to my parents, they gave me this nonsense mouth

7. I always get scared when I walk alone at night, it's so dark and I'm so good-looking, I'm afraid people won't be able to see me

8. What time is it now? Be happy

9. In my next life, I want to be a beauty, even though I already am in this life

10. What does it matter if I'm a Chinese American, I'm a Chinese beauty

11. This is how I look today

12. Today's makeup shouldn't be too light

13. Beautiful girls usually don't post selfies, but I dare to

14. Bad luck if I don't smile, my face becomes big when I do

15. The secret to staying beautiful, used to be sleep, now it's editing photos

16. Advanced player of fake selfies is online

17. I used to feel embarrassed to post selfies when I was ugly, but now it's different, now I have thick skin

18. Take a good look, you won't easily see someone as sweet as me in the future

19. I often wonder if I'm going too far with editing my photos, and every selfie is different. But then I realized, it's not surprising at all, because I'm a versatile Sakura

20. I'm going out, after all, it's a big loss for society to hide such a beautiful face at home

21. Someone asked why my moments are only visible for three days, I said because I can't guarantee that every selfie is edited the same way

22. If you say I'm good-looking, I'll say it's edited, but if you say it's edited, I'll scold you (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

23. In the summer, if you don't hold a milk tea cup, you'll be lonely for life without anyone pursuing you

24. What kind of fish are you, why are you so hard to catch

25. No way, is it true that someone has taken a four-month vacation without even dating? No way?

26. Asking for a friend, there's a girl who has gained weight recently, but she's very kind, can she order takeout?

27. Did my words just smoke? Yes, it's too hot!

28. Remember to bring a lifebuoy when you see my moments, to avoid falling into the river of love

29. I will always remember the wind of summer, clearly saying it's going to make me hot

30. On this train called life, there are no girls who are late, but there are overweight people

31. I'm an invisible rich person, I still haven't found my money

32. If life deceives you, just open the beauty camera and continue deceiving life

33. Games can accompany me for a lifetime, if you can too, then I won't play games anymore, only you

34. Lately, my main source of income comes from returns

35. Four people are chasing me at the same time, what can I do? I can only use flash

36. Often, it's the inconspicuous shops on the street that can make truly delicious food, and I haven't eaten at those magnificent, bustling restaurants

37. Is there any beauty who wants to have a chin implant? Please contact me, I have a double chin and I plan to sell one

38. When you have a meal, do you prefer to sit opposite your boyfriend or sit next to him? I prefer them to sit around me in a circle

39. The earth is so big, but I don't have a six-room, three-hall, two-kitchen, three-bathroom, a backyard, and a swimming pool

40. If the weather continues to be so hot, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed

41. I really want to put an emoji on my stomach: No gurgling in public places

42. My boyfriend suspects that I'm cheating on him, so I scolded him. None of my other boyfriends have doubted me, it's just you who has too many problems

43. Flip a coin, if it breaks, I won't eat today

44. It's quite windy today, I originally wanted to go to the gym, but I got blown to the milk tea shop

45. Challenging 100 days of not being cute, today is the first day, challenge failed

46. "Someone said my moments lack nutrition, what about you, are you simmering bone soup in your moments?"

47. "If I don't reply, it means I'm busy, if I reply, it means I'm done, if I speak harshly, it means I lost, if I speak gently, it means I won, if I have a bad temper, it means I lost continuously."

48. "Playing Honor of Kings really makes you feel young, otherwise how would they call me a primary school student?"

49. The moment I said "go away" as "ribbit," I knew I was going to lose the argument again!

50. Say, say, can, be, read, very, slowly, very, slowly, by, adding, commas, to, make, others, read, slowly, very, slowly.

51. It's a bit hot today, I want to have a cold war with someone

52. When life is not going well, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings, cry it out and it'll be fine

53. I jio that summer should comment like this to dissipate heat faster ~

54. I'm hungry, don't know what to eat, want to taste the bitterness of love

55. I'm actually moved that there's a boy willing to come and deliver the food I want to eat late at night, but the delivery fee is expensive

56. Good girl, wearing a skirt, becomes a multiplication sign

57. "Like boys who shine" "Are you talking about Buddha?"

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